// LOADING OSUMAUK
What the numbers actually mean at a glance.
chairisnotme is a five-digit osu! player - aim-first accuracy, a 96pp top play, and 245 plays of experience.
Standing
#37.4K
Five-digit#1.1K in Canada. Strong player, solidly upper-tier.
Performance
1.0Kpp
Skill scoreTop play 96pp · PADORU / PADORU.
Accuracy
92.14%
Aim-firstGoes for the aim - acc takes a back seat.
Experience
245
NewerCareer totals across all ranked play. pp = performance points, osu!'s skill score.
How many of each clear rank they've earned. SS = 100% accuracy, then S, then A. The silver versions (SSH/SH) were set with Hidden or Flashlight on.
What this player's best scores reveal - how they earn pp, what they're good at, and where the next gains are. All computed from their top 37 plays.
Plays per month across their whole osu! life - brighter squares mean busier months.
Level 13 · Early in the journey.
The beatmaps they've replayed the most - the × is the play count.
Your top 10 plays carry 67% of your weighted pp - a top-heavy profile; a few big plays define your rank.
53% of your pp comes from less-played, harder maps - raw skill.
47% comes from popular farm maps (300k+ plays).
2.24★
Avg stars
147
Avg BPM
8.3
Avg AR
5.3
Avg CS
96.2%
Avg acc
0:54
Avg length
You perform best around 2.2★, 147 BPM, AR 8.3.
bubble size = pp · x = star rating · y = accuracy
831d
Avg play age
1.2y
#1 play age
5.1y
Oldest
Over half your top plays are 6+ months old - your profile is ripe for an overhaul.
#37,370 → ~#37,370. Estimating exact pp…
No recent plays available
Account highlights. Kudosu is reputation earned by helping out on beatmaps; #1 ranks are maps where they hold the top score.
In-game achievements they've unlocked, rarest first. Hover any medal to see what it took to earn it; the % is how many players own it - lower is rarer.
Beast Mode
Hush-Hush (Expert)
Unleash the animal within!
Unlocked Jun 9, 2025
Final Boss
Hush-Hush (Expert)
Game over.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2025
Abrogation
Hush-Hush (Expert)
Endure not the imposition of celestial law.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2024
Causality
Hush-Hush (Expert)
Definitely not for casuals.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2024
Aberration
Skill & Dedication
They said it couldn't be done. They were wrong.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2025
Valediction
Hush-Hush
One last time.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022
Courier Catapult
Hush-Hush
YEET!
Unlocked Apr 22, 2026
Ten To One
Hush-Hush
From one extreme to another.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023
Phantasm
Skill & Dedication
Fevered is your passion, extraordinary is your skill.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022
Mortal Coils
Hush-Hush (Expert)
Never one without the other.
Unlocked May 24, 2024
When You See It
Hush-Hush
Three numbers which will haunt you forevermore.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022
Exquisite
Hush-Hush
Indubitably.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2024
Cyclone
Skill & Dedication
Clockwise or anticlockwise, that is the question.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2026
Behold No Deception
Hush-Hush
That wasn't easy at all!
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021
Just One Second
Hush-Hush (Expert)
And suddenly.. gone.
Unlocked May 4, 2021
Reckless Abandon
Hush-Hush
Throw it all to the wind.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022
Event Horizon
Skill & Dedication
No force dares to pull you under.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2021
Eclipse
Hush-Hush
Something new born from absence.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2021
Time Dilation
Hush-Hush
Longer is shorter when all is said and done.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2025
Never Give Up
Skill & Dedication
Excellence is its own reward.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022
50,000 Plays
Skill & Dedication
You're here forever.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022
Face Your Demons
Skill & Dedication
The first trials are now behind you, but are you a match for the Oni?
Unlocked Apr 23, 2025
Gear Shift
Mod Introduction
Tailor your experience to your perfect fit.
Unlocked May 26, 2026
Unwilted
Hush-Hush (Expert)
Vivid recollection of a forgotten memory.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2024
Most Improved
Hush-Hush
Now THAT is improvement.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021
Tunnel Vision
Hush-Hush
But it was right there..
Unlocked Apr 9, 2021
Tribulation
Hush-Hush
Success is inevitable... eventually.
Unlocked May 28, 2022
Absolution
Skill & Dedication
My god, you're full of stars!
Unlocked Apr 5, 2021
Obsessed
Hush-Hush
COMPLETION AT ALL COSTS.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2021
2,000 Combo
Skill & Dedication
Nothing can stop you now.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021
Popular ranked maps right at your level you haven’t topped - prime pp targets.
Despacito ft. R3 Music Box
Will Stetson45.8M
How their rank and pp have moved over time. The rank graph is osu!'s last 90 days; everything else builds from the daily snapshots we take here - so it keeps growing the longer they're tracked.
The line rises as the rank improves - remember a lower number is better (#1 is the world's best).
Tracking starts now. Day-over-day deltas appear once the next daily snapshot runs.
#34,936
Peak rank (90d)
1.0K
Current pp
Where they sit among players from Canada - the names just above and below them by pp.
