// LOADING OSUMAUK
What the numbers actually mean at a glance.
TheEpsteinFiles is a six-digit osu! player - aim-first accuracy, a 0pp top play, and 1 plays of experience.
Standing
#413.4K
Six-digit#692 in South Africa. Comfortably above average.
Performance
3pp
Skill scoreTop play 0pp · God-ish.
Accuracy
62.53%
Aim-firstGoes for the aim - acc takes a back seat.
Experience
1
NewerCareer totals across all ranked play. pp = performance points, osu!'s skill score.
How many of each clear rank they've earned. SS = 100% accuracy, then S, then A. The silver versions (SSH/SH) were set with Hidden or Flashlight on.
Plays per month across their whole osu! life - brighter squares mean busier months.
Level 2 · Early in the journey.
The beatmaps they've replayed the most - the × is the play count.
No recent plays available
Account highlights. Kudosu is reputation earned by helping out on beatmaps; #1 ranks are maps where they hold the top score.
In-game achievements they've unlocked, rarest first. Hover any medal to see what it took to earn it; the % is how many players own it - lower is rarer.
Cyclone
Skill & Dedication
Clockwise or anticlockwise, that is the question.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2026
Gear Shift
Mod Introduction
Tailor your experience to your perfect fit.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2026
Consolation Prize
Hush-Hush
Well, it could be worse.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2026
Keying In
Skill & Dedication
Finding your groove.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2026
Impulse Drive
Skill & Dedication
Not quite hyperspeed, but getting close.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2026
40,000 Keys
Skill & Dedication
Just the start of the rainbow.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2026
Keystruck
Skill & Dedication
The beginning of a new story.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2026
No Normal Player
Skill & Dedication
Not anymore, at least.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2026
Building Confidence
Skill & Dedication
Oh, you've SO got this.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2026
First Steps
Skill & Dedication
It isn't 9-to-5, but 1-to-9. Keys, that is.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2026
Risk Averse
Mod Introduction
Safety nets are fun!
Unlocked Jan 3, 2026
Constellation Prize
Skill & Dedication
Definitely not a consolation prize. Now things start getting hard!
Unlocked Jan 17, 2026
Where they sit among players from South Africa - the names just above and below them by pp.
How their rank and pp have moved over time. The rank graph is osu!'s last 90 days; everything else builds from the daily snapshots we take here - so it keeps growing the longer they're tracked.
The line rises as the rank improves - remember a lower number is better (#1 is the world's best).
Tracking starts now. Day-over-day deltas appear once the next daily snapshot runs.
#365,199
Peak rank (90d)
3
Current pp
